If a woman wants to be a proper boss, she should wear high-heels. Loud ones. The kind that make that thick wooden snap as she stomps across shiny linoleum floors. That way I would know when she is coming.
Instead, my boss wears sneakers. Which, by the way, is an incredibly fitting name given how quietly she travels in her generic white Reeboks. My boss is punchy and keeps me on edge as she pops into my corner-of-the-kitchen office, peering around the water cooler and unexpectedly bellowing "STILL WORKING?!"
I jump every time.
--r
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Maybe she's a feminist. High heels would be demeaning. Or maybe she is into comfortable foot wear? Maybe she is Ellen Degeneres?
Also, she probably only sneaks up on you to make sure you are working because you are... never working.
Just saying.
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